Below are the 11 most recent journal entries recorded in iRiDethEshOrtbUs' LiveJournal:

Friday, October 22nd, 2004
1:59 pm	_|_wipe your ass and keep your dirty undies off the floor, retard_|_ man, last night, fucking cool ass show. we went to go see blackstar brigade/monster squad/THE FUCKING LOWER CLASS BRATS!!!!/and Casualties again. it was soooooooooooo much fun. but you know what happened?!?! some little shitheaded fuck went up on stage and punched jorge! HE PUNCHED JORGE! and then he tackled him down into the crowd and me and lena helped him up. it was like watching lincoln get shot or some shit. speaking of shit i got in trouble last period cuz i said shit too loud. but that's not the point. so yea,....jorge is a nice guy and so he thought the kid was gonna sing with him,....you know he put his arm around the kid and then i see his arm go up fast and punch him. :O!!!! fucked up shit man. jorge got up so fast and beat the shit outta the kid,...along with jake, rick, and meggers. it was crazy. so yea and it was in the middle of Punk Rock Love. :[ crazyness. but other than that he got back on the stage and said a big "FUCK YOU" to all the punk haters. o yea and the kid got arrested by like 10 cops. hehe. oh yea,.. i went with,....stupid lena,..miguel, brandon,laura,jeff,riah,sara{rachel's sis.},ashley{not vivian}. it was fun. at first i thought brandon ditched me,....but he said that he told his mom to tell me to go to the show already and not worry about giving them a ride and that he'll meet me there. and i was like,.."oh i didn't call." and he goes "oh well atleast you're here,....we've been waiting for you and lena" :O and jorge membered me. well i went up to him and i was like "heeeey, member me?" and he goes,....":O! you're the little lady i gave a shirt to cuz' it was your b-day, last time i came here,...the one that lost her jacket." and i was like "YEA!!!!!!!!" -blush.- i was all giddy and smilely like a retard. :] and right now,... im tired as fuck. well that's all i got in the wonderful world of chloe,.... :| Current Mood: drained Current Music: tippin' on fo fo's (Comment on this)
Thursday, October 21st, 2004
2:40 pm	ohhhh eeeem geeeee ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemm geeeeeeeeeeeeee! MY MOMMY GOT ME A MY LITTLE PONY!!!!!!!!!!! i was soooooooooooooooooo happy. i had a horrible day yesterday and then she gives me a My Little Pony. eye <3 it so much. DUDE! i can like brush it's hair and everything. man when i was little i wanted one soooooooooooooooo bad and my mom told me that she was gonna get me one and then she never did and it made me soooooo mad and and she got me one! it's one of those things that you want when you're little and you never got it and that was the one thing that would make your childhood complete. harhar. HER NAMES JUNIPER! awesomeness. -chloe.- Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: Don't Make (Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 20th, 2004
2:37 pm	wooooo. i lurv loserville. go there all. http://loservillex.com/ woowoowoo. and rotton.com and albinoblacksheep.com and that's all i have to this point.. -chloe.- duuuuuuuuuuude i just membered that me and brittany went outside and smoked during 4th period. man we're lame. so i was like 30 minutes late to 4th. and Lena chickened out. loser. mwhaha. me and brandon did some snow during lunch,....ain't this shit crazy. wooooooooooooo i didn't go to 2nd today either. go me and Kayla, cuz i just membered that Kayla was with me. :] Current Mood: peaceful Current Music: chyna white don't suck no dick, don't lick no nutts,... (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 19th, 2004
2:07 pm	WOO. i got a fucking 98% on my calculus exam. that's right bitches. woowoowoowoo. i feel all smart. god i <3 adderall. mmmMMMMMmMmMmMMMMMm. -Chloe.- :O nate was telling me some stuff. !!!!!!!!!!!! :O !!!!!!!!!!! hell yes! HAHA! this little alien guy is AWESOME. fuck yes. LOOK AT HIS EYES. <3. happy birthday miss ashley vivian. i <3 you. WOOOOOOOO you're 17 now. GOD! finally. i'm still 16. =/ Current Mood: quixotic Current Music: BME Click (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, October 18th, 2004
2:32 pm	mofo sofo hoho. damn lena is retarded. i hate my mooooooooom. and my dad. cuz of gay shit they do. i need to stop doing stuff man. -chloe.- Current Mood: blank Current Music: look at the grillz on my pimp mobile (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 14th, 2004
7:06 pm	movedddddddddd fuck live journal now PEAce chloe.... Current Mood: drunk Current Music: lena bitch at meeeee (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, February 21st, 2004
9:39 pm	maYEn damn son, the day b4 yesterday leslei went to aprils' house and we went out and i was trying to teach em how to skateboard but that didn't work out to well, then some hot guys pulled up and i pantsed(is that how you even spell it) well if you dunno what pantsed is then uhh, it's when you pull some1's pants down in front of people, but anyways and she was like :O and i couldn't stop laughing , she had her pretty eyes and all and she was trying to look cute, and i run behind her and i pull down her pants and it was fucking funny, and then they laughed and she was all pissed but i don't care, i did it like 10 times, everytime a car passed by, then april fell on her ass trying to skate and i was laughind and one of the guys tried and he was all ' oh shit!' and fell, i was laughing, and then i was showing them my shit :D, and i fell on one of em, and i laughed, and then we were trying to be like the ppl on Mad Tv, and we all laughed, and then yesterday brandon and miguel came over and they watched me get bitched at by all, and we went to the movies and saw Eurotrip, it was good, i had a few laughs, the best part is the robot part,waaaawooo and yea that's it,....o yea after that we stole the air hockey things and ran like hell. and miguel took a long shit, and we crashed this lil kids party, i have no clue who the ppl were, but we ate their food and drank their shit and left, hell we were hungry, well hat's all PEACE! yo   Current Mood: chipper Current Music: Chimaira-Down Again (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, February 13th, 2004
10:09 pm	Shit yo I neesta chill with all this bs going on here man all this skipping and getting in trouble and getting kicked outta classes and fucking having the bus driver hate me, AH! I need to stop like for real. I spent all of fucking 1st period in the damn office, I mean it was good and all , but I didn’t wanna hear Ms. Smith bitch at me L but o well, atleast I got outta ISS today XD har har, man she was all like “Tell me about your problems… blah blah” and I was like “I don’t have any problems YO” and she was all “what happened to the person I knew in 6th grade?” and I was like “ dude, you were a coach and I was just one of your students, and we didn’t even talk much, member you got pissy when I always had my jewelry on?” and she was all like “yeah” and I told her that she never was my principal before and that Mr. Garza used to be, and she was like “yeah that’s true” and I’m like “yeah” and she was all “get your bs straightened out, and stay outta trouble” and I’m all like “yeah, yeah” as I leave….har har, and then I walk to my second period and I get yelled at for not having my stuff cuz I left it in athletics lockers , so I had to get a tardy pass and I’m like fuck that, heh, and after I got yelled at for skipping, I go and skip Algebra II , hell I didn’t feel like taking that fucking test, “I wasn’t ready for it” >:], I went to Brandon’s class instead cuz they had a sub and they were watching movies so she never noticed cuz I’m that good, man nick drew a penis on my forearm( is that how you spell it? O well) and Brandon drew a vagina and some boobies on my arm too :O!! manoman, don’t you ppl just hate the word vagina? It sounds so,…I dunno,….VAGINA!!……like something a syco (and yes I know I spelt psycho wrong but does it really look like I give a fuck?) person would scream in a convenience store just outta randomness heh, I think it should be,…uhh,….FUCK BOX!! Yea fuckbox it doesn’t sound so,…vagina har har, I think I’ll call it that if I member that I changed it to fuckbox :D hmm I had ISS yesterday, yep, and faggot Mr. Thomas was teasing me and shit :C he was all “ damn, how many times are you gonna be here? Do you miss me that much?, do you just love ISS?” and I’m all “uhh yea I love ISS, and no I don’t miss you, and I’ll probably be here next week or so.. And he gave me a look and I gave him a lil’ smirk har, har, and he gave me the physics book >=/ it’s the fucking heb-e-est book he has, damn yo my arm was soar… =/ and plus I had to copy the shit down tree motherfucking times >=/ I was mad, when I was on my second one I was like “man Mr. Thomas, fuck this I’m not gonna do it no more” and he was all “excuse me? Your not gonna do it no more?” and I was like “no, I’m done, you being ridiculous and I don’t need to do this just to fulfill your sick pleasures” and he laughed and I sat down….and he didn’t say anything no more,…man my arm was hurting,….man I skipped so much this week too :O I was like in only one class a day outta the whole week, heh, Monday I skipped 1st, went to second, skipped 3rd and 4th, then Tuesday I stayed home, cuz I didn’t “feel” like going to school heh, and Wednesday I skipped 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and went to 4th period, and yesterday I had ISS and today I went to the office 1st, went to second but ended up getting a detention so I was only there for like 30 min. and I went to third and I skipped fourth, har har seriously I need to stop, o yea and yesterday I got a conduct report from my bus driver for “fighting and pulling”what the fucking hell, I just pushed a guy K so yea and I was using “profane” language gay right? DAMN YO Miguel and Brandon were suppose to give me liberty spikes today L but they decided to go to the Tied For Last Show, without me L o well, I feel o so abanded , well not really it’s just that I always have plans for the weekend and today I have absolutely nothing to do =/ and my mom don’t wanna drive in this icy night or whatever she said,… she was all “I don’t wanna drive in this shit,..” and I was like “PAH-LEAZE!!!!!” and she was like “No dipshit now stop asking” I was like :O “daYEmn, you don’t gotta be all bitchy and shit, just gotta say ‘No’ and not all that other bullshit” and she laughed=P man you and me both know how much we hate when ppl whine about how bored they are , but seriously man I’M REALLY FUCKING BORED at the moment >=/, so if you ppl didn’t wanna hear/see that oh fucking well I said it and I seriously don’t give a fuck what yall think. Mwhahahaha >=] well I know I’m boring yall already so I’ma bounce up outta herre (sorry muh gAheTOEness popped outta me =/)later peace YO ~kjnsdCkjsdgjlHkfjdgLlkjdsfOjknsdfEkjsdlfkj~ Current Mood: blank Current Music: Something In the Way~Burning Brides (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 10th, 2004
8:04 pm	maYEn duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, i stayed home today >:], but it was kinda boring :/ cuz i didn't have no1 to talk to, but what the hell right? dang guess what? Honey, I Blew Up The Kid!!!!!!!!!! is on weeeeeeee it's such a good movie, right? well i think so, it makes me laugh so there,....i just wish i had a gosu bunny like that kid =( daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang, i just membered that when miguel and brandon and april(eggroll) and kortni came over, we played hide-and-go-seek :D and watched American History X (dun dun dun) it was cool, man i bet no1 noticed i was gone today, o well, i'm not how do you say, "cool" umm i really have no earthly idea what else to type in here cept that i got the piCkycHurS from when mizguz and bdon's hair, har har har they're funny as shit bwwhahahaha. i seriously need to stop skipping YO, i got caught yesterday =( but i was testing that faggot nazi Mr. Morgan to see if he really saw me >:] and he did...gah>:/, o well i have the badass Ms. Smith she might let me slide PRAY FOR ME PPL!!! well i'm gone later PEACE <^> <(e_e)> <^> yoDA =|look at moi leelEE XD Current Mood: geeky Current Music: red hot moon~Rancid weee \m/ (Comment on this)
Monday, February 9th, 2004
9:50 pm	the monkey goes moo 001. name : chloe duh? 002. nicknames :chlose,dork,smurf,bitch,bri-jet aw shit I have a lot to name 003. sex : chickaty 004. birthday : march 24 weeee :D 005. age : 15=( 006. star sign : airis…..fuck is that how you even spell it? 007. place of birth : austin, tx 008. current residence: austin tx 009. hair colour :GREEN AND BLACK WAAAWOOO B-) 010. eye colour : dark brown J 011. Height: awww do I hafta?…..ugh 5’2 >:/ I’m too fucking short 012. writing hand : right like all the other cool peeps, I tried left, it didn’t work to well *tear* ____BODY iLLS + SKiLLS 013. do you bite your nails : only when I get nervous around some1 special but not often 014. can you roll your tongue : FUCK YEA! 016. can you raise one eyebrow at a time : never tried, but hold on lemme look in the mirror….weee I can lift one up o yea B-) 017. can you blow smoke rings: I wish 018. can you blow spit bubbles : hehe yea, I’m such a geek *snort* 019. can you cross your eyes: HELLZ YEA but it hurts sometimes :C 020. colored hair: GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN XD 021. tattoos and where : uhhhhh I can’t tell you hehe 022. piercing and where : yep some are visible and some aren’t ;) 023. do you make your bed daily : fuck that YO 025. which shoe goes on first : depends which sock I put on first :D 036. speaking of shoes, have you thrown one at someone : heh yea always 037. how much money is usually in your wallet? : umm me got no mulla at the moment, I’m a broke ass mexi :C I gotta rely on my buddies :D 038. what jewellery do you wear 24/7 : earings, rings, braclets(did I spell that right?owell fuck it), necklace 039. whats sexiest on a guy : o0o0o lala nipple rings, NOT ON MAN BOOBS THOUGH ick >.< but on grandpa boobies…now your talkin’ ;) 040. whats sexiest on a girl : A LOT OF CLOTHES!!! Hmmm maybe thoughs things the arbs wear? 041. would you rather be on time and look ok or late and look great : hmm depends where I’m going, school= I don’t give a fuck, out with frenz=I don’t give a fuck, chris=I try my best ;) 042. do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it : I eat with my hands cuz I’m o so cool :D naw I twril 043. how many cereals are in your cabinet : :O lemme look,…eww health shit for the momma and captain crunch <3 and rice crispy treats <3 and froot loops 044. what utensils do you use eating pizza : umm my hands? Wtf else would I use cmon now? 045. do you cook : FUUUUUCK NO! I dunno how :C but thank god for microwaves and easy-to-cook food condiments ____GROOMiNG 046. how often do you brush your teeth : when I member >:], but I ain’t got no funky breathe….do I? 047. how often do you shower/bathe : when I wake up and b4 I sleep, I have to be comfortable…cmon now 048. how long do these showers last : umm like an hour or half I dunno who counts? But I bathe more =) 049. hair drying method : when I want straight hair 050. do you paint your nails : yope =), that is when I have the time otherwise I use the marker while bored in class, which is always mwhaha 051. do you swear : when don’t I? 052. do you mumble to yourself : when I don’t want my mom hearing me >:] or dad 053. do you spit in public : not often, I try and make myself look not too much of a pig XD 054. do you pee in the shower : like when I was 3 but not after that,…..I think….do de do 055. the cd player : IS GOD!!!! 056. person you talk most on the phone with : chris, uhh that’s it,…O YEA and robert and julian and josh and who else? Uhh o yea jose too :D 057. what color is your bedroom : redish/black and cascading with posters 058. do you use an alarm clock : naw fuck that, I wake up when I feel like it >:] 059. name one thing or person you're obsessed with: MOOSIC BABY!!! And my skateboard<3 060. have you ever skinny dipped with the opposite sex : I don’t think I have 061. ever sunbathed in the nude: HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT fuck that haha 062. window seat or aisle : window ownz so I can just gaze at choas 063. whats your sleeping position: tummy, back, in chris’ arm’s……do de do de 064. what kind of bed do you like : the one I sleep in? cuz it’s o so big and warm 065. in hot weather do you use a blanket : yope, cuz in winter or summer I use my fan, and I like my blankie :D 066. do you snore : I haven’t heard one complanit about me snoring so I don’t think I do, but ppl lie sometimes =/ 067. do you sleepwalk : don’t think I ever have 068 do you talk in your sleep : nope, but that would be hella funny, but like a couple weeks ago this chick at this gay camp I had to go to was like talking some alien language, it was like Ethiopian some shit, and I was like :O wtf? And I started laughing then my friend Kayla threw a pillow at me :C she told me that I was laughing to hard=/ but hell it was some purdy fucked up funny shit 069. do you sleep with a stuffed animal : nope but I still love my gosu Felix the Cat thingy <3 070. how about the light on : phuck that yo I like zee darkness >:] ____WHEN WAS THE LAST TiME YOU 072. had sex : do de do… 073. were kissed or kissed someone : last week ;) 074. watched bambi : when I was 6? Did it even come out when I was 6? 075. cried : 8 when my doggie got hit by a car and he was bleeding from his head and my gay rents didn’t do shit about it, they just left him in the backyard and I sat there giving him my last I love you’s, watching him die :C 076. talked on the phone : today 077. read a book : what the fuck is a book? 078. punched someone : yesterday >:] ____MUSiC 079. is music important to you : that is the faggish question ever to be asking me……WHAT FUCK HEAD WOULDN’T THINK I LOVE MOOSIC!!?? 080. do you sing? : sometimes,..by myself cuz I’m shy hehe 082. what do you think of Eminem : ……………do I have to answer I don’t wanna offend anyone… ___DO YOU LiKE 083. pop music : HOLY SHIT I WOULD RATHER WATCH GAY PORN OVER THAT BULLSHIT…. 084. rock music : o but I do 085. punk music : some punk I like 086. rap music : some rap I like 087. hip-Hop/RB : some is purdy good… 088. country : naw fuck that shit 089. jazz : eh yea 090. classical : when I have to clear my thoughts and just think yea, I always have :D 091. new age : que? 092. what is one band/singer you absolutely love that no one else does or seems to have heard about : hmmm, I think all has heard the shit I listen too, has anyone heard of Mana? 093. your word : I con’t think of a word I use a lot, I like nifty and uhhh, can’t think of anything else, and I use YO a lot more then I can member XD this is what you call BOREDOM and i stole it from miguel mwhaha >:]....hey did you know that q is for cute? i didn't WOW! Current Mood: sleepy Current Music: my mom bitch weee fucking A >:/ (Comment on this)
7:22 pm	OMFG!! =/ man yo, i just made this bs ona-count-uh i was extremlly bored,and i thought i should give all who reads this a load of bs, man i need help to make this much more cooler then it already is...damn it looks all plain and shit, well all i know is that last weekend i gave muh bud-o some kiskass spikes and they came out purdy cool, i had my negetive thoughts(did i spell that right?...negtive...negitive? hell fuck it i'm saWeEpy..)but yea, they came out cool, too bad he went home after 5 min. =/ damn nazis at school...DAMN THEM!! whoa, i got to cited there, i nesta chill,=|.....=O i membered something, i'm supose ta be doing something but i just forgot,....juuuust greatness,....umm well i'ma go cuz i seem kinda boring right now later PEACE yo :D ....i thank my friend brock for that XD Current Mood: dorky Current Music: Dead In Hollywood~Murderdolls (Comment on this)